Vibes Department

Def Con Department of Vibrology

Vibes Hotline: 1-888-470-VIBE

Mission Statement

We exist to ensure every moment passes the vibe check. Whether at a BBQ that is toxic, or a linecon — our mission is to vibe, validate, and verify.

"Because at DEFCON, the only thing that should be compromised is your sleep schedule."

LIT
Legally immaculate vibes. Includes spontaneous dancing, high-fives, or someone shouting “YO.”

MID
The vibe is off. Includes unseasoned potato salad, bad aux choices, or forced team building.

The AUX Control Act - Certification required to touch the aux cord at events.
Certified Chill Zones - Federally protected hammocking & lo-fi sanctuaries.
Vibe Violation Hotline - Call 1-888-470-8423 for emergencies.

View conditions (currently offline due to excessive "meh" energy)